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<text id=89TT2392>
<title>
Sep. 11, 1989: What If?
</title>
<history>
TIME--The Weekly Newsmagazine--1989
Sep. 11, 1989 The Lonely War:Drugs
</history>
<article>
<source>Time Magazine</source>
<hdr>
BOOKS, Page 82
What If?
</hdr><body>
<qt> <l>CHANGING THE PAST</l>
<l>by Thomas Berger</l>
<l>Little, Brown; 285 pages; $18.95</l>
</qt>
<p> Never mind how, but a middle-aged copy editor at a
publishing house suddenly acquires the chance to erase his life
so far and become, literally, anyone he wants to be. Walter
Hunsicker balks a bit at the opportunity. He is content with his
job and has been peaceably married to the same woman for 30
years. Why change? The whole thing does not make sense. To which
the mysterious stranger who has proposed this scheme replies,
"Since when has `making sense' had any serious reference to what
happens in reality?"
</p>
<p> Veteran Thomas Berger fans will immediately recognize this
preposterous premise for what it is: fair warning that the
author, in his 16th novel, has something serious in mind. When
Berger begins with the everyday humdrum, as in Neighbors (1980)
or The Houseguest (1988), his plots spiral into absurdities. But
his what-if books, most recently Being Invisible (1987), conceal
a dark moral within the incredible special effects.
</p>
<p> So it is with Changing the Past. Walter succumbs to the
temptation to remake himself. First he dreams of money and
becomes Jack Kellog, a big-city real estate tycoon. A few hours
of this heady life are enough for him. He rushes back to his
benefactor and complains, "Apparently insofar as I have a
profession I'm a slumlord among other things, all of them
unsavory, and privately a demented lecher who drives about the
streets with his pimp-chauffeur, importuning young women for
sex. I must say I make my own flesh crawl."
</p>
<p> The debacle continues. Walter becomes, successively,
stand-up comedian Jackie Kellog, author John Kellog and radio
call-in host Dr. Jonathan Kellog. In each guise he succeeds
inordinately and then plummets. His life as Jackie is vintage
Berger, a hilarious, all-purpose show-biz biography. But why do
these sweet dreams turn so sour?
</p>
<p> The fault seems to be Walter's abiding selfishness, which
is most visible when he becomes someone else. Berger's lesson
-- that bad lives are made out of the flaws of their owners --
is not entirely new, but neither does it spoil the fun. And the
novel ends with the most telling punch line of the year.
</p>
</body></article>
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